1 00:01:48,992 --> 00:01:50,992 [ Woman Speaking French ] 2 00:01:53,797 --> 00:01:56,831 THERE USED TO BE A PAINTING HERE BY THE FRENCH ARTIST TROUILLEBERT... 3 00:01:56,900 --> 00:01:59,233 DEPICTING A HAREM SERVANT GIRL. 4 00:01:59,302 --> 00:02:02,170 BUT THAT PAINTING WAS STOLEN SEVERAL WEEKS AGO. 5 00:02:02,238 --> 00:02:05,840 THAT'S WHY OUR DIRECTOR IS SO HEARTBROKEN. 6 00:02:05,909 --> 00:02:07,876 THE POLICE ARE CONTINUING THEIR INVESTIGATION. 7 00:02:07,945 --> 00:02:11,546 WE HOPE TO RECOVER THE PAINTING VERY SOON. 8 00:02:11,615 --> 00:02:14,115 PLEASE FOLLOW ME. 9 00:02:32,535 --> 00:02:34,469 NO, THANK YOU. 10 00:02:39,542 --> 00:02:41,209 VOILÀ. 11 00:03:46,109 --> 00:03:47,842 [ Grunts ] 12 00:03:48,879 --> 00:03:50,812 DID YOU HURT YOURSELF, MISS? 13 00:03:50,881 --> 00:03:52,513 LOOK AFTER HER. 14 00:03:55,451 --> 00:03:57,251 NO, YOU CAN'T SIT THERE. 15 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:00,221 THERE'S AN EXTREMELY VALUABLE PAINTING INSIDE THAT CRATE. 16 00:04:00,290 --> 00:04:02,456 - THE MONA LISA? - NO. 17 00:04:02,525 --> 00:04:05,393 IT'S THE "PORTRAIT OF JEANNE HEBUTERNE" BY MODIGLIANI. 18 00:04:08,431 --> 00:04:10,799 I MUST ASK YOU TO SIT SOMEWHERE ELSE, MISS. 19 00:04:10,867 --> 00:04:15,236 [ Whimpers ] YOU'LL GET ME IN TROUBLE. IT'S EXTREMELY VALUABLE. 20 00:04:15,305 --> 00:04:18,272 WE'RE LOADING THE TRUCK. GO SIT SOMEWHERE ELSE. 21 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:20,108 I'M SERIOUS. 22 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:22,811 - PLEASE, MISS. - YOUR SHOE. 23 00:04:22,879 --> 00:04:25,446 MY BOSS WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. YOU'LL GET ME IN TROUBLE. 24 00:04:27,984 --> 00:04:29,984 PLEASE BE ON YOUR WAY, MISS. 25 00:04:35,325 --> 00:04:37,291 CIAO. 26 00:04:47,637 --> 00:04:50,171 YOUR PERFUME'S VERY NICE. IT MUST BE QUITE EXPENSIVE. 27 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:52,941 AH, TRÈS BIEN. 28 00:04:53,009 --> 00:04:56,344 I HAD TO USE THE WHOLE BOTTLE ON THE BOX. MERCI BEAUCOUP. 29 00:04:57,914 --> 00:05:01,916 I'LL BUY YOU SOME MORE LATER. I'M GONNA HAVE SOME CAKE. 30 00:05:01,985 --> 00:05:04,986 WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. WHY THE RUSH? 31 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:08,089 WILL YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME? 32 00:05:08,158 --> 00:05:10,424 I'M NOT IN A HURRY. WE'VE GOT ALL DAY. 33 00:05:16,967 --> 00:05:21,069 YOU'RE ALWAYS PLAYING AROUND. FRANCE IS JUST THE PLACE FOR YOU. 34 00:05:21,138 --> 00:05:23,337 ESPECIALLY FRENCH WOMEN. 35 00:05:32,282 --> 00:05:36,084 DO YOU KNOW WHAT BUILDING THAT IS? I KNOW. IT'S NUTTY DAME. 36 00:05:36,153 --> 00:05:38,153 NOTRE-DAME. 37 00:05:38,221 --> 00:05:41,055 I'M GOING TO BE MARRIED THERE ONE DAY. 38 00:05:41,124 --> 00:05:45,726 WITH FLOWER GIRLS AND A RING BEARER. 39 00:05:45,796 --> 00:05:49,964 AND ORCHIDS ALL ALONG THE AISLES. ORCHIDS? 40 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:32,974 DO YOU KNOW ME? NO. 41 00:06:33,043 --> 00:06:35,376 NO? 42 00:06:38,882 --> 00:06:40,815 MY NAME IS JIM. 43 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:47,255 MERCI. 44 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:49,257 I'M A WELL-KNOWN THIEF. 45 00:06:50,126 --> 00:06:52,560 READ TOMORROW'S NEWSPAPER! 46 00:07:50,086 --> 00:07:52,120 DID YOU SEE THEM IN THAT CAR? 47 00:07:57,593 --> 00:08:00,661 THEY'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME! 48 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:05,633 [ Whistles ] 49 00:08:55,885 --> 00:08:58,419 STEP ON IT! PULL UP CLOSER! 50 00:08:59,889 --> 00:09:01,822 HOLD THIS. 51 00:09:01,891 --> 00:09:04,092 FOCUS ON WHAT YOU'RE DOING! DON'T FORGET THE PERFUME! 52 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:07,161 REMEMBER TO KEEP IT IN LOW GEAR! ALL RIGHT! 53 00:09:22,412 --> 00:09:24,879 GET OUT OF HERE! 54 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:40,761 [ Sniffing ] 55 00:09:42,598 --> 00:09:44,598 [ Continues Sniffing ] 56 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:59,113 I CAN'T SMELL A THING. 57 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:02,316 THAT'S ODD. 58 00:10:02,385 --> 00:10:04,919 [ Sniffs ] 59 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:17,031 [ Inhales, Gasps ] 60 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:19,200 THAT PERFUME SMELLS LIKE PISS! 61 00:10:21,671 --> 00:10:25,039 STALE PERFUME-- WORSE THAN MY MOTHER'S PISS! 62 00:12:56,158 --> 00:12:59,260 - WHAT'S GOING ON? - SHIT! 63 00:13:15,745 --> 00:13:18,011 HEY, JOEY! 64 00:13:19,282 --> 00:13:21,682 HE'S LANDING. 65 00:13:21,751 --> 00:13:24,151 LET'S GO GET HIM. 66 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,420 OVER HERE! 67 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:31,925 SLOW DOWN! 68 00:13:31,994 --> 00:13:35,429 SLOW DOWN! SILLY GIRL! 69 00:13:35,498 --> 00:13:38,966 LOW GEAR! 70 00:13:39,034 --> 00:13:42,803 I'VE GOT HIM. SLOW DOWN! 71 00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:48,342 STOP THE CAR! 72 00:13:50,012 --> 00:13:53,681 STUPID WOMAN! JESUS CHRIST! 73 00:13:56,986 --> 00:14:00,254 ARE YOU OKAY? DID YOU HURT YOURSELF? 74 00:14:00,323 --> 00:14:03,391 HOW ABOUT THAT? DOES THAT HURT? THAT'S ENOUGH! 75 00:14:03,459 --> 00:14:08,929 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU? USE THE GEARS PROPERLY! 76 00:14:08,998 --> 00:14:13,668 I TOLD YOU TO STAY OFF THE BRAKE. YOU'RE SO STUPID! 77 00:14:13,736 --> 00:14:16,904 - HOW SHOULD I KNOW WHAT GEAR YOU WANT? - I'M STOPPING THE CAR. 78 00:14:16,972 --> 00:14:19,373 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? TO WATER THE FLOWERS! 79 00:14:24,180 --> 00:14:26,180 [ Muttering ] 80 00:14:28,484 --> 00:14:31,652 WHAT'S THE WRONG GEAR TO START IN? THE DRIVING GEAR! 81 00:14:31,721 --> 00:14:34,522 THE DRIVING GEAR? 82 00:14:34,590 --> 00:14:36,691 LET'S GO! 83 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:39,794 [ Together ] BYE-BYE! 84 00:14:39,862 --> 00:14:42,196 YOU TWO ARE GOING TO REGRET THIS! 85 00:14:42,264 --> 00:14:44,832 GO AHEAD-- LEAVE ME! 86 00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:49,303 I HOPE YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE! 87 00:14:55,077 --> 00:14:59,847 YOU KNOW THAT SOME OF OUR FAMOUS PAINTINGS HAVE BEEN STOLEN LATELY. 88 00:14:59,915 --> 00:15:02,282 WE OF COURSE WELCOME THOSE WHO COME... 89 00:15:02,352 --> 00:15:04,652 FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD TO APPRECIATE OUR ART, 90 00:15:04,721 --> 00:15:07,287 BUT JUST HOPE THEY DON'T TAKE IT AWAY FROM US. 91 00:15:07,357 --> 00:15:10,224 WE SUSPECT THAT THESE THIEVES WERE CHINESE... 92 00:15:10,292 --> 00:15:12,860 WORKING FOR AN UNDERGROUND PAINTING COLLECTOR. 93 00:15:19,602 --> 00:15:21,702 YOU THREE SHOULD NEVER FORGET... 94 00:15:23,305 --> 00:15:26,474 THAT I ADOPTED ALL OF YOU. 95 00:15:26,542 --> 00:15:30,544 I FED AND CLOTHED YOU. NOW YOU MUST OBEY ME. 96 00:15:30,613 --> 00:15:32,546 STARTING FROM NOW ON... 97 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:36,016 I'LL TEACH YOU TO EARN A LIVING. 98 00:15:40,956 --> 00:15:44,925 YOU MUST LEARN TO USE YOUR EYES AND YOUR HANDS. JOEY? 99 00:15:44,994 --> 00:15:47,428 I'M STANDING IN THE BUS AISLE. YOU COME TOWARDS ME. 100 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:53,434 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU CRAZY? 101 00:15:53,503 --> 00:15:55,569 THE BUS IS MOVING ALONG. 102 00:15:57,072 --> 00:15:59,139 MOVE TO THE OTHER SIDE! 103 00:16:13,956 --> 00:16:16,957 DON'T BE SO STUPID. YOU'RE REALLY USELESS! 104 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:21,361 LOOK AT YOU. YOU'RE ALWAYS WHINING! 105 00:16:21,431 --> 00:16:24,264 IF YOU WANT TO EAT, STOP CRYING OR YOU'LL GO WITHOUT! 106 00:16:36,512 --> 00:16:41,381 CHERIE, HAVE SOME SOUP. I SPILLED IT ALL OVER MY PANTS! 107 00:16:41,451 --> 00:16:44,384 I GOT SOME RICE FOR YOU. GO ON, EAT! 108 00:16:45,354 --> 00:16:47,421 EAT, EAT. OKAY. 109 00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:50,491 YOU'RE HUNGRY. EAT! 110 00:16:53,395 --> 00:16:56,464 WE HOPE THAT THE HONG KONG POLICE... 111 00:16:56,532 --> 00:17:01,669 WILL COOPERATE WITH THE FRENCH INVESTIGATORS IN STOPPING THIS CRIME. 112 00:17:03,906 --> 00:17:05,840 CHERIE, YOU BE THE BEGGAR THIS TIME. 113 00:17:05,908 --> 00:17:08,576 ME AGAIN? YES, YOU! 114 00:17:08,644 --> 00:17:11,011 YOU GO OVER THERE. OKAY. 115 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:17,551 PLEASE GIVE ME SOME BREAD. I HAVEN'T EATEN FOR DAYS. 116 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:20,955 GET LOST, YOU LITTLE BEGGAR! 117 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:27,495 - WHAT DID YOU DO? - IT WASN'T ME! 118 00:17:30,666 --> 00:17:34,034 - WHAT, AGAIN? - IT WASN'T ME. 119 00:17:35,771 --> 00:17:37,337 STOP, YOU LITTLE THIEF! 120 00:17:37,406 --> 00:17:40,207 - COME ON, LET'S GO! - WHO TAUGHT YOU LITTLE BEGGARS TO STEAL? 121 00:17:40,275 --> 00:17:42,042 RUN FOR IT, CHERIE! 122 00:17:42,111 --> 00:17:45,679 THOSE THREE STOLE SOME BREAD. ARREST THEM! 123 00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:56,390 DON'T EAT SO FAST, GRANNY. NO ONE'S GOING TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU. 124 00:17:56,458 --> 00:18:00,160 - HOW DOES IT TASTE? - DELICIOUS! 125 00:18:03,599 --> 00:18:05,533 HAVE SOME MORE. 126 00:18:05,601 --> 00:18:07,768 HANG ON A MOMENT! COME HERE. 127 00:18:09,605 --> 00:18:11,839 WHAT'S WRONG? WE HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING. 128 00:18:11,908 --> 00:18:16,109 DON'T BE SCARED! PLEASE DON'T ARREST US. 129 00:18:17,613 --> 00:18:20,814 I GUESS YOU GUYS ARE HUNGRY. YES, WE ARE. 130 00:18:30,325 --> 00:18:32,760 THE COLD WEATHER'S COMING. YOU NEED TO BUY SOME CLOTHES. 131 00:18:35,831 --> 00:18:37,765 THANK YOU, GODFATHER! 132 00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:43,103 HOW COME I'M YOUR GODFATHER NOW? BECAUSE YOU'VE GIVEN US SO MUCH. 133 00:18:43,172 --> 00:18:47,441 YOU'VE HELPED US SO MUCH. 134 00:18:47,509 --> 00:18:50,210 YOU HELP PEOPLE TOO. 135 00:18:50,279 --> 00:18:52,479 YOU SHOULD JOIN THE POLICE FORCE WHEN YOU GROW UP. 136 00:18:54,149 --> 00:18:57,250 I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. THERE ARE OTHER JOBS BESIDES THAT! 137 00:18:57,319 --> 00:18:59,720 HE'S RIGHT, GODFATHER. 138 00:19:01,857 --> 00:19:06,326 PROMISE ME YOU'LL QUIT STEALING. 139 00:19:32,387 --> 00:19:37,024 WHAT A SCRAWNY WOMAN! 140 00:19:39,795 --> 00:19:43,731 JIM, TRY SOME OF THE SPECIAL SOUP I MADE. 141 00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:48,335 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 142 00:19:48,403 --> 00:19:50,804 TASTES LIKE CANNED. 143 00:19:52,474 --> 00:19:54,875 DAMN YOU, JIM! 144 00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:16,180 ♪ MANY HAPPY RETURNS TO YOU ♪ 145 00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:20,751 ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, CHERIE ♪♪ 146 00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:25,489 CONGRATULATIONS. YOU LOOK GREAT! THANK YOU. 147 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:32,496 - TONIGHT I'M THE BOSS. - [ Both ] WHO SAYS? 148 00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:35,699 AND I SAY WE STOP STEALING ONCE AND FOR ALL. 149 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,903 AND SO SAY ALL OF US! 150 00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:50,247 BLOW OUT THE CANDLE, CHERIE. 151 00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:53,150 GO ON. 152 00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:56,153 DON'T FORGET TO MAKE A WISH. 153 00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:58,422 OKAY. 154 00:20:58,490 --> 00:21:01,191 I WISH WE COULD RETIRE AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 155 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:05,396 THAT'LL DO! HAVE SOME CAKE. 156 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:08,899 [ Laughing ] 157 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,901 YOU LOOK LIKE AN OLD LADY! 158 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,836 HERE, LET ME. 159 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:18,042 [ Coughs, Continues Laughing ] 160 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:22,379 NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR. I ALWAYS GO TOO FAR. 161 00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:25,749 GO AND BRING HER BACK. WHY DON'T YOU GO? 162 00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:28,919 YOU GO. SHE LISTENS TO YOU. 163 00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:45,436 CHERIE, DARLING. 164 00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:50,174 DON'T BE ANGRY WITH YOUR JOEY. 165 00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:56,013 LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL LAKE. 166 00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:58,615 YOU HAVE SUCH A PRETTY FACE. 167 00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:02,919 AND A WONDERFUL BODY. TRULY GORGEOUS. 168 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:06,190 PERFECT FROM HEAD TO TOE. 169 00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:10,995 WHEN YOU GET MARRIED, YOU'LL HAVE BEAUTIFUL KIDS. 170 00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:14,698 COME ON, CHERIE. 171 00:22:14,766 --> 00:22:19,136 IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL EVENING. 172 00:22:19,205 --> 00:22:22,306 A NIGHT MADE FOR ROMANCE. YOU'RE THE SUNSHINE OF MY LIFE... 173 00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:25,609 AND TONIGHT THERE ARE STARS OUT... 174 00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:28,412 AND MOONLIGHT TOO. 175 00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:32,249 LET'S GO BACK TO THE TABLE AND SIT DOWN. 176 00:22:32,318 --> 00:22:35,052 LET'S PUT ON A SHOW FOR JIM. 177 00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:38,855 WE'LL PRETEND TO BE LOVERS. 178 00:22:38,924 --> 00:22:43,927 CHERIE DARLING, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 179 00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:46,630 I LOVE YOU SO VERY MUCH. 180 00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:51,601 LET'S STAY TOGETHER TILL DEATH DO US PART. 181 00:22:56,509 --> 00:22:58,608 OR MAYBE YOU DIE AND I SURVIVE! 182 00:23:00,846 --> 00:23:03,914 - WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR? - SOMETHING HIT MY LEG. 183 00:23:03,982 --> 00:23:06,750 IT'S FREEZING. GET ME OUT OF HERE. 184 00:23:06,818 --> 00:23:08,952 COME ON, CHERIE. LET'S GO. 185 00:23:09,021 --> 00:23:12,789 YOU BASTARD! GET ME OUT OF HERE. 186 00:23:12,858 --> 00:23:15,259 [ Shivers, Sneezes ] 187 00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:24,068 [ Jim ] JOEY, WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU RETIRE? 188 00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:27,938 I COULD LIVE ANYWHERE. HOW ABOUT YOU, CHERIE? 189 00:23:28,006 --> 00:23:30,740 SOMEWHERE VERY PEACEFUL. 190 00:23:30,809 --> 00:23:35,379 HOW ABOUT IRAQ? OR MAYBE HEAVEN? 191 00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:48,525 WE'RE ALWAYS ON THE MOVE. WE SHOULD FIND A PLACE TO SETTLE DOWN. 192 00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:51,295 [ Joey ] DON'T SAY THAT, JIM. 193 00:23:51,363 --> 00:23:53,930 IT'S A LARGE UNIVERSE OUT THERE, AND IT BELONGS TO THE BRAVE. 194 00:23:53,999 --> 00:23:58,569 AND THERE ARE ALWAYS UPS AND DOWNS. 195 00:23:58,637 --> 00:24:02,272 ACTUALLY, I REALLY MISS HONG KONG. ESPECIALLY WONTON NOODLES. 196 00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:05,675 AND THE CAKES AND ROAST GOOSE. 197 00:24:05,744 --> 00:24:07,811 AND THE SEAFOOD. 198 00:24:07,879 --> 00:24:10,747 AND THE SWEET BUNS AND CHEAP JEANS. 199 00:24:10,816 --> 00:24:13,283 YES, AND QUEEN'S ROAD EAST. 200 00:24:13,352 --> 00:24:16,386 AND QUEEN'S ROAD WEST. 201 00:24:18,524 --> 00:24:21,158 ISN'T IT NICE HERE? I'LL GO AND CHECK IT OUT. 202 00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:27,397 HELLO, BRIGITTE BARDOT AND SOPHIA LOREN! 203 00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:30,934 WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING THEIR NAMES? 204 00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:34,471 I JUST WANTED TO FIND THEM. ARE YOU CRAZY? 205 00:24:34,540 --> 00:24:39,843 DON'T YOU EVER READ THE NEWSPAPERS? THEY ALWAYS SUNBATHE IN THE NUDE. 206 00:24:39,911 --> 00:24:41,845 I WANT THEIR AUTOGRAPHS. 207 00:24:41,913 --> 00:24:44,414 IF THEY'RE NUDE, THEY WON'T HAVE A PEN. 208 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:46,450 COME ON, MR. SLEAZE. I'VE GOT A PEN. 209 00:24:53,725 --> 00:24:54,658 HELLO. 210 00:25:02,368 --> 00:25:04,201 HOW ARE YOU? 211 00:25:09,107 --> 00:25:11,141 HELLO, CHERIE. 212 00:25:11,210 --> 00:25:13,343 HELLO, JULES AND JIM. 213 00:25:16,649 --> 00:25:20,350 - HOW MUCH IS IT? - HALF A MILLION. 214 00:25:20,419 --> 00:25:22,319 TOO MUCH. 215 00:25:22,388 --> 00:25:24,354 IT'S NOT WORTH THAT MUCH. 216 00:25:24,423 --> 00:25:25,922 $200,000. 217 00:25:26,792 --> 00:25:28,325 HE'S OFFERING $400,000. 218 00:25:30,462 --> 00:25:32,196 TELL HIM HE'S A SON OF A BITCH. 219 00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:34,264 WHAT IS HE SAYING? WHAT SHOULD I SAY? 220 00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:36,132 JUST TELL HIM. 221 00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:38,902 I JUST WANTED TO ASK-- 222 00:25:41,106 --> 00:25:45,108 WHERE IS YOUR MOTHER? I WANT TO SAY HELLO TO HER. 223 00:25:45,177 --> 00:25:48,745 SHE IS FINE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. YOU'RE WELCOME. 224 00:25:49,848 --> 00:25:52,082 TELL HIM WE WON'T BUDGE ON THE PRICE. 225 00:25:52,150 --> 00:25:54,951 $500,000. NO DISCOUNT. 226 00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:57,287 NO LESS. 227 00:25:57,356 --> 00:26:00,090 - VERY WELL. - HE AGREES TO HALF A MILLION. 228 00:26:00,158 --> 00:26:01,891 VOILÀ. 229 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,761 IF YOU STEAL THIS PAINTING FOR ME... 230 00:26:04,830 --> 00:26:08,865 THERE'S FIVE MILLION IN IT FOR YOU. 231 00:26:08,934 --> 00:26:10,867 TRANSLATE WHAT HE JUST SAID. 232 00:26:10,936 --> 00:26:12,869 HE SAYS TWO MILLION FOR THE PAINTING. 233 00:26:12,938 --> 00:26:14,804 WOW, TWO MILLION! 234 00:26:14,873 --> 00:26:17,107 BUT YOU PROMISED WE'D QUIT. 235 00:26:17,175 --> 00:26:19,776 DID WE SAY THAT? I DON'T REMEMBER. 236 00:26:19,845 --> 00:26:24,615 - YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR PROMISE! - THE PAINTING IS CURRENTLY IN A CHATEAU IN NICE. 237 00:26:24,683 --> 00:26:26,717 THERE'S A VERY MOVING LOVE STORY CONNECTED WITH IT. 238 00:26:26,785 --> 00:26:30,086 THE WOMAN IN THE PAINTING WAS THE PAINTER'S LOVER. 239 00:26:30,155 --> 00:26:31,955 THE PAINTER DIED JUST AFTER FINISHING THE PAINTING... 240 00:26:32,023 --> 00:26:34,324 AND IT'S BEEN HAUNTED BY HIS SOUL EVER SINCE. 241 00:26:34,393 --> 00:26:37,761 THIEVES THE WORLD OVER WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO STEAL IT, 242 00:26:37,829 --> 00:26:39,796 BUT IT'S NEVER LEFT THE CHATEAU. 243 00:26:39,865 --> 00:26:43,166 YOU'D HAVE TO BE VERY CUNNING TO STEAL SUCH A DIABOLICAL PAINTING. 244 00:26:43,235 --> 00:26:45,969 WHOEVER PULLS IT OFF WILL BE VERY FAMOUS. 245 00:26:46,037 --> 00:26:48,505 FOR YOU GUYS IT SHOULD BE A WALK IN THE PARK. 246 00:26:48,574 --> 00:26:51,775 WHAT'S HE BABBLING ABOUT? 247 00:26:51,843 --> 00:26:55,479 - YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW. - TELL US. - TELL US. 248 00:26:57,583 --> 00:27:01,084 HE SAYS THE PAINTING BRINGS BAD LUCK. IF YOU STEAL IT, YOU'LL DIE. 249 00:27:03,088 --> 00:27:06,856 - WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? - YEAH, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 250 00:27:06,925 --> 00:27:10,226 - LET'S DO IT. - DO IT? - DO IT. 251 00:27:12,230 --> 00:27:14,931 WE'VE DECIDED TO PASS. SORRY. 252 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,200 IS THAT TRUE? 253 00:27:17,269 --> 00:27:19,169 HE ASKS IF YOU'RE SURE WE CAN DO IT. 254 00:27:19,237 --> 00:27:21,638 SURE! YES! 255 00:27:21,707 --> 00:27:24,140 YEAH. OUI, OUI. 256 00:27:24,209 --> 00:27:27,177 I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT, BUT NEVER MIND, THEN. 257 00:27:27,245 --> 00:27:29,546 - LET'S GO THEN. - WE NEED SOME CASH UP FRONT. 258 00:27:29,615 --> 00:27:31,782 HE'LL GIVE US THAT LATER. 259 00:27:31,850 --> 00:27:34,651 BUT WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD A DRINK. 260 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,487 WE SHOULD'VE GOTTEN SOME CASH UP FRONT. 261 00:27:40,426 --> 00:27:42,959 SHAVE BEFORE YOU KISS ME NEXT TIME! 262 00:27:43,696 --> 00:27:46,363 MERCI. AU REVOIR. 263 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:55,639 - IT'S ON, THEN. - A CALL FROM HONG KONG, SIR. 264 00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:58,174 THANK YOU. 265 00:27:58,243 --> 00:28:02,479 - HELLO, MR. CHOW. - HELLO, MR. BURTON. ANY PROBLEM? 266 00:28:02,548 --> 00:28:04,815 NO PROBLEM. JUST DO IT. 267 00:28:04,883 --> 00:28:06,817 VERY GOOD. 268 00:28:18,397 --> 00:28:22,532 HAVE YOU SEEN JIM? I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS. HE TOOK HIS TOOLS WITH HIM. 269 00:28:22,601 --> 00:28:25,869 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S UP TO. DAMN! 270 00:28:46,759 --> 00:28:48,792 DON'T GO. 271 00:28:48,861 --> 00:28:51,261 JIM IS USELESS WITHOUT ME. 272 00:28:51,329 --> 00:28:55,231 HE'LL BE FINE. BUT ANYTHING COULD GO WRONG. 273 00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:00,570 I EXPECTED THIS FROM YOU. 274 00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:03,807 JUST COME BACK SAFE AND SOUND. 275 00:29:13,485 --> 00:29:18,555 I'M OFF NOW. BUT REMEMBER: 9:00 TOMORROW. 276 00:29:18,624 --> 00:29:24,494 WAIT FOR US AT THE AIRPORT. BUY THREE TICKETS. 277 00:29:25,798 --> 00:29:28,331 WHAT IS IT? 278 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,767 PROMISE ME THIS REALLY IS THE LAST TIME. 279 00:29:32,203 --> 00:29:34,638 STOP NAGGING SO MUCH! 280 00:31:31,990 --> 00:31:34,123 SHH. 281 00:31:34,192 --> 00:31:37,226 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? HOW CAN YOU MANAGE WITHOUT ME? 282 00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:58,048 THIS IS TOO EASY. SMELLS LIKE A TRAP. 283 00:31:58,116 --> 00:32:02,518 MAYBE KNIVES WILL SHOOT OUT OF THE WALLS. 284 00:32:02,588 --> 00:32:04,654 LET'S CHECK IT OUT. 285 00:32:19,137 --> 00:32:21,771 ALL CLEAR. 286 00:32:27,278 --> 00:32:31,380 HERE'S THE DOOR. WHERE'S THE SWITCH? 287 00:32:31,449 --> 00:32:35,151 WHERE YOU'D LEAST EXPECT TO FIND IT. 288 00:32:35,220 --> 00:32:37,153 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 289 00:32:39,424 --> 00:32:41,825 SOMETHING WRONG? 290 00:32:41,893 --> 00:32:45,528 SUCH EXPENSIVE ART. WHY SUCH CHEAP WINE? 291 00:32:47,599 --> 00:32:49,766 IT'S A RUSE. 292 00:33:02,213 --> 00:33:04,147 HEY, LOOK AT THIS. 293 00:33:04,215 --> 00:33:06,149 [ Rumbling ] 294 00:33:11,023 --> 00:33:12,722 COME ON. 295 00:33:33,812 --> 00:33:35,779 GOTCHA! 296 00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:40,650 HEY, DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? 297 00:33:50,195 --> 00:33:52,162 DAMN IT! WHICH ONE WAS IT? 298 00:33:59,637 --> 00:34:02,939 IT CLOSES AUTOMATICALLY. I SEE. 299 00:34:03,008 --> 00:34:04,674 IT'S GONNA CLOSE. COME ON. 300 00:34:25,430 --> 00:34:27,363 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 301 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:33,203 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 302 00:34:36,274 --> 00:34:38,307 [ Electrical Crackling ] 303 00:34:42,814 --> 00:34:46,382 NO LASER BEAMS. THEY'VE USED HIGH VOLTAGE INSTEAD. 304 00:34:52,991 --> 00:34:55,558 FEEL THAT WIND? 305 00:34:55,627 --> 00:34:57,961 IT ADDS TO THE FUN. 306 00:35:06,471 --> 00:35:08,738 COME ON. 307 00:35:33,665 --> 00:35:35,531 COME ON. 308 00:35:40,205 --> 00:35:41,370 WATCH OUT! 309 00:35:46,377 --> 00:35:48,278 CATCH. 310 00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:52,615 - COME ON. - OKAY. 311 00:36:01,193 --> 00:36:03,126 CAREFUL! WANT TO GET US KILLED? 312 00:36:03,195 --> 00:36:05,862 YOU'RE A HEAVY LITTLE BASTARD. I LIKE TO EAT! 313 00:36:05,931 --> 00:36:07,964 PULL ME UP! 314 00:36:09,767 --> 00:36:14,070 - I SAID UP, NOT DOWN! - HOLD ON. 315 00:36:15,540 --> 00:36:19,675 - COME ON. PULL ME UP. - DON'T YOU DARE FART! 316 00:36:28,586 --> 00:36:29,919 ONCE MORE. 317 00:36:29,988 --> 00:36:31,754 DID YOU GET IT? ALMOST. 318 00:36:37,162 --> 00:36:39,495 CAN YOU REACH IT? SWING HARDER. 319 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:43,933 ALMOST THERE. 320 00:36:46,838 --> 00:36:48,637 I GOT IT! 321 00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:51,241 GET READY. 322 00:36:51,309 --> 00:36:53,276 GO! 323 00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:07,857 - WHAT ABOUT YOUR SMELLY SHOES? - THIS IS THE REAL THING! 324 00:37:07,926 --> 00:37:10,860 I'M HAVING A STROKE OVER HERE! 325 00:37:14,199 --> 00:37:16,399 HOW COME HER EYES LOOK SO ALIVE? 326 00:37:16,467 --> 00:37:19,168 IT'S THE FLASHLIGHT, YOU JERK! 327 00:37:20,972 --> 00:37:23,639 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - GET ME OUT OF HERE! 328 00:37:23,708 --> 00:37:26,542 - OKAY. - SPEED IT UP. 329 00:37:31,283 --> 00:37:33,216 COME ON. 330 00:37:47,198 --> 00:37:49,165 WE'RE HOME FREE. 331 00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:52,768 THIS SMELLS LIKE ANOTHER TRAP. 332 00:37:52,837 --> 00:37:56,605 SEEMS SAFE TO ME. WHERE'S THE TRAP? 333 00:37:56,674 --> 00:37:58,607 WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT. 334 00:38:00,611 --> 00:38:03,846 GOOD IDEA. THAT WILL CALM MY NERVES. 335 00:38:04,983 --> 00:38:06,916 IT'S NOT FOR DRINKING THIS TIME. 336 00:38:06,985 --> 00:38:11,254 WHY NOT? I COULD REALLY USE IT. 337 00:38:12,623 --> 00:38:15,858 SOMETIMES WINE HELPS US SEE MORE CLEARLY. 338 00:38:18,263 --> 00:38:20,196 THE VISION OF THE SUPERIOR MAN. 339 00:38:26,204 --> 00:38:28,338 THIS WAY. I CAN SEE IT. 340 00:39:06,111 --> 00:39:07,776 COME ON. 341 00:39:09,881 --> 00:39:12,515 I'LL GUIDE YOU. YOU'D BETTER. 342 00:39:16,121 --> 00:39:19,889 WATCH YOUR ASS. I KNOW IT'S TOO BIG. 343 00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,436 JUST ONE MORE TO GO. NO PROBLEM. 344 00:39:33,505 --> 00:39:36,172 BOTTOMS UP. CHEERS. 345 00:39:38,976 --> 00:39:40,676 AFTER YOU. 346 00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:45,881 HOW OLD ARE YOU? YOUNGER THAN YOU. 347 00:39:45,950 --> 00:39:48,184 WELL, LET'S SEE WHOSE BACK IS MORE FLEXIBLE. 348 00:40:03,168 --> 00:40:05,268 QUIET EVENING, ISN'T IT? 349 00:40:06,571 --> 00:40:08,804 COME ON! 350 00:40:08,873 --> 00:40:11,474 STOP, THIEF! 351 00:40:12,477 --> 00:40:14,843 [ Gunshots ] 352 00:40:14,912 --> 00:40:16,845 GET TO THE CAR! 353 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:25,455 ARE YOU OKAY? 354 00:40:35,066 --> 00:40:37,866 [ Groans ] 355 00:40:40,638 --> 00:40:43,172 YOU'RE LUCKY THE BULLET DIDN'T GO VERY DEEP. 356 00:40:44,509 --> 00:40:47,276 LIFT YOUR ARM. 357 00:40:47,345 --> 00:40:49,278 HIGHER. 358 00:40:49,347 --> 00:40:52,448 MOVE YOUR FINGERS. MAKE A FIST. 359 00:40:55,853 --> 00:40:58,421 NO BIG DEAL. YOU'LL SURVIVE. 360 00:41:01,426 --> 00:41:05,495 I'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE: WE WORK TOGETHER. 361 00:41:05,563 --> 00:41:07,530 DON'T TRY ANY MORE SOLO STUNTS. 362 00:41:10,568 --> 00:41:12,568 I DIDN'T STEAL IT FOR THE FRENCHMAN. 363 00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:14,570 I SUPPOSE YOU DID IT FOR ART'S SAKE. 364 00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:16,572 NO, IT WASN'T FOR ART'S SAKE. 365 00:41:20,678 --> 00:41:22,811 I DID IT FOR CHERIE'S SAKE. 366 00:41:25,550 --> 00:41:28,651 HER SAKE IS YOUR SAKE, WHICH IS MY SAKE... 367 00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:31,120 AND MY SAKE IS EVERYBODY'S SAKE. 368 00:41:34,592 --> 00:41:39,328 - YOU TREAT YOUR FRIENDS BETTER THAN YOU DO YOUR GIRLFRIEND. - WRONG. 369 00:41:39,397 --> 00:41:43,533 - I TREAT THEM BOTH WELL. - YOU TREAT CHERIE WELL? 370 00:41:43,601 --> 00:41:48,404 ARE YOU SAYING I DON'T? YOU TREAT HER LIKE A PUPPET. 371 00:41:48,473 --> 00:41:51,307 YOU ALWAYS BLOW HOT AND COLD. 372 00:41:51,376 --> 00:41:54,243 CHERIE IS GOOD TO YOU, BUT YOU DON'T APPRECIATE HER. 373 00:41:55,913 --> 00:41:57,846 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I ENVY YOU. 374 00:42:00,117 --> 00:42:03,486 DO YOU EVER EVEN THINK OF HER? 375 00:42:12,897 --> 00:42:16,098 THINK OF OTHERS TOO MUCH AND YOU'LL LOSE YOUR BEARINGS. GET MY DRIFT? 376 00:42:16,167 --> 00:42:21,237 YOU TWO KNOW HOW I AM. I LIKE LIVING ON THE EDGE. 377 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:26,008 IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE, YOU SHOULDN'T TAKE THEM HOSTAGE. 378 00:42:26,077 --> 00:42:29,478 IF YOU LIKE A FLOWER, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PICK IT. 379 00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:32,848 YOU DON'T STOP THE WIND TO CATCH SOME BREATHS. 380 00:42:32,917 --> 00:42:36,686 IF YOU LIKE THE CLOUDS, YOU DON'T PULL THEM DOWN TO EARTH. 381 00:42:36,754 --> 00:42:41,023 WHAT THE HELL DO FLOWERS AND CLOUDS HAVE TO DO WITH THIS? 382 00:42:41,092 --> 00:42:43,025 I'M TALKING ABOUT WOMEN. 383 00:42:43,094 --> 00:42:46,061 WOMEN NEED TO BE LOVED AND CARED FOR. 384 00:42:46,130 --> 00:42:49,164 A MARRIED MAN LOSES HIS FREEDOM, 385 00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:52,235 AND I NEED TO BE FREE RIGHT NOW. 386 00:42:52,303 --> 00:42:56,439 I NEED TO BREATHE FREELY. BUT AT WHAT COST? 387 00:42:59,009 --> 00:43:02,511 DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE HURT? 388 00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:04,714 HAVE YOU FINISHED TELLING ME OFF? 389 00:43:04,782 --> 00:43:06,749 ARE YOU DONE? YEAH! 390 00:43:06,817 --> 00:43:08,884 YOU'RE SURE? 391 00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:08,678 FEELING BETTER? 392 00:44:10,315 --> 00:44:13,282 IF YOU'RE OKAY, LET'S GO. CHERIE'S WAITING AT THE AIRPORT. 393 00:45:00,899 --> 00:45:04,266 MIKE, KILL ALL OF THEM. I WANT THE PAINTING. 394 00:45:41,172 --> 00:45:42,972 JIM! 395 00:45:44,342 --> 00:45:46,909 TAKE THE PAINTING AND GET OUT OF HERE! 396 00:45:48,813 --> 00:45:50,913 TELL CHERIE I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU. 397 00:46:37,728 --> 00:46:39,328 [ Horns Honking ] 398 00:47:14,465 --> 00:47:16,899 LEAVE THIS TO ME. GO FIND CHERIE. 399 00:47:16,968 --> 00:47:18,935 OKAY. 400 00:47:20,205 --> 00:47:23,806 BOSS, WE'RE APPROACHING THE PORT. WE'LL GET THEM. 401 00:47:23,875 --> 00:47:25,875 [ Horn Honking ] 402 00:47:33,985 --> 00:47:36,485 WHAT THE HELL! 403 00:47:38,089 --> 00:47:39,889 [ Honking ] 404 00:47:53,671 --> 00:47:55,738 [ Chattering ] 405 00:47:57,075 --> 00:47:59,775 [ Gunshots ] 406 00:48:14,759 --> 00:48:17,293 [ Screaming ] 407 00:49:31,535 --> 00:49:33,502 JIM! 408 00:50:29,227 --> 00:50:31,827 JIM! 409 00:50:39,837 --> 00:50:44,740 WHAT'S HAPPENED? WHERE'S JOEY? 410 00:50:44,808 --> 00:50:49,011 JIM, TALK TO ME. WHAT'S HAPPENED? [ Grunts ] 411 00:50:52,450 --> 00:50:56,452 ARE YOU HURT? WE HAD SOME PROBLEMS. 412 00:50:57,755 --> 00:51:02,491 I'M GOING TO HIM! HE'S DEAD. COME ON. 413 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:04,760 I WANT TO SEE HIM. COME ON. 414 00:51:26,217 --> 00:51:29,385 ♪ I TRIED TO TELL YOU TO GO ♪ 415 00:51:29,454 --> 00:51:32,521 ♪ BUT YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO STAY ♪ 416 00:51:32,590 --> 00:51:35,757 ♪ YOU ASKED TO STAY IN MY ARMS ♪ 417 00:51:35,826 --> 00:51:40,629 ♪ THE WIND MAY KILL THE FLAME ♪ 418 00:51:40,698 --> 00:51:44,200 ♪ I SAW YOU LOOKING SO BLUE ♪ 419 00:51:44,268 --> 00:51:47,436 ♪ THEN I KNEW I COULD NEVER LEAVE YOU ♪ 420 00:51:47,505 --> 00:51:50,506 ♪ YOUR BEAUTY SHINES THROUGH THE TEARS ♪ 421 00:51:50,575 --> 00:51:53,809 ♪ I'D GIVE MY ALL TO KISS YOUR TEARS AWAY ♪ 422 00:51:53,877 --> 00:51:57,546 ♪ LET THE WIND GO ON BLOWING ♪ 423 00:51:58,749 --> 00:52:01,317 ♪ I'LL ALWAYS STAY CLOSE TO YOU ♪ 424 00:52:02,487 --> 00:52:04,420 ♪ MY HEART'S ONLY WISH ♪ 425 00:52:04,489 --> 00:52:08,757 ♪ IS TO STAY CLOSE AND CARE FOR YOU ♪ 426 00:52:10,261 --> 00:52:12,495 ♪ LET THE WIND GO ON BLOWING ♪ 427 00:52:13,664 --> 00:52:16,232 ♪ I'LL ALWAYS STAY CLOSE TO YOU ♪ 428 00:52:17,668 --> 00:52:20,436 ♪ MY HEART'S ONLY WISH ♪ 429 00:52:20,505 --> 00:52:23,205 [ No Audible Dialog ] ♪ IS TO STAY CLOSE AND CARE FOR YOU ♪ 430 00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:26,108 ♪ ALL THE TIMES WE SHARED TOGETHER ♪ 431 00:52:27,645 --> 00:52:29,911 ♪ ALL THE MEMORIES WE STILL HAVE ♪ 432 00:52:31,849 --> 00:52:37,319 ♪ LET'S SHARE THIS LIFE TOGETHER ♪ 433 00:52:39,257 --> 00:52:42,691 ♪ TO ERASE OUR PAIN AND SORROW ♪ 434 00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:46,662 ♪ LET'S TREASURE SWEET MEMORIES ♪ 435 00:52:46,730 --> 00:52:50,499 ♪ I TRY TO HOLD BACK THE TEARS ♪ 436 00:52:50,568 --> 00:52:53,902 ♪ AND TELL THEM NOT TO COME ♪ 437 00:52:53,971 --> 00:52:57,706 ♪ BUT SADNESS HANGS HEAVY ON MY HEART ♪ 438 00:52:57,775 --> 00:53:01,544 ♪ AND THE TEARS ALWAYS COME ♪ 439 00:53:08,352 --> 00:53:11,687 ♪ I'VE MADE YOU HAPPY ♪ 440 00:53:11,755 --> 00:53:15,224 ♪ AND I'M SO IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪ 441 00:53:15,293 --> 00:53:18,060 ♪ YOU'RE ALREADY IN MY HEART ♪ 442 00:53:18,128 --> 00:53:21,697 ♪ IT'S YOU I'M THINKING OF ♪ 443 00:53:21,765 --> 00:53:24,567 ♪ I WANT TO HOLD BACK THE TEARS ♪ 444 00:53:24,635 --> 00:53:28,404 ♪ BUT THE TEARS STILL COME ♪♪ 445 00:53:36,013 --> 00:53:38,581 BEAUTIFUL. THIS IS ART. 446 00:53:40,451 --> 00:53:43,252 - YOUR MONEY. - WE ARE TWO OF A KIND. 447 00:53:44,722 --> 00:53:48,123 WE BOTH LOVE MONEY. GOOD WORK. THANK YOU. 448 00:53:48,192 --> 00:53:50,226 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HONG KONG BY NIGHT? 449 00:53:50,294 --> 00:53:51,960 BUT OF COURSE. 450 00:53:52,029 --> 00:53:55,531 [ Chuckling ] TAKE HIM FOR A RIDE. 451 00:53:56,967 --> 00:54:01,237 SOMEONE WILL SHOW YOU AROUND. YES, MY PLEASURE. 452 00:54:01,305 --> 00:54:05,073 I HEAR THAT CRIME IN HONG KONG IS GETTING WORSE. 453 00:54:08,779 --> 00:54:11,714 [ Gagging ] 454 00:54:38,075 --> 00:54:40,008 FATHER. 455 00:54:42,613 --> 00:54:44,280 FATHER. 456 00:54:44,348 --> 00:54:47,516 JOEY, YOU'RE NOT DEAD. 457 00:54:51,922 --> 00:54:56,625 YOUR LEGS. I'M LUCKY I SURVIVED. 458 00:54:56,694 --> 00:54:59,395 IT'S ALL MY FAULT. 459 00:54:59,463 --> 00:55:02,998 I GOT MIXED UP WITH THE FRENCHMAN. I'LL FIX THAT BASTARD. 460 00:55:03,066 --> 00:55:07,569 THIS BOY USED TO BE THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS. 461 00:55:09,607 --> 00:55:14,310 COME WATER-SKIING WITH ME SOME TIME, IF YOU STILL CAN. 462 00:55:14,378 --> 00:55:16,512 FATHER. 463 00:55:16,580 --> 00:55:19,881 I KNOW I HAVEN'T ACHIEVED MUCH, BUT I DID EARN MONEY FOR YOU. 464 00:55:21,352 --> 00:55:23,018 I'M PARALYZED NOW. 465 00:55:23,086 --> 00:55:27,155 DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HELP ME? 466 00:55:28,759 --> 00:55:32,795 JOEY, YOU KNOW I FEEL FOR YOU. 467 00:55:34,298 --> 00:55:36,064 IT HURTS ME TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS. 468 00:55:36,133 --> 00:55:38,734 BUT HOW CAN I HELP YOU? 469 00:55:43,073 --> 00:55:45,641 [ Yelling ] 470 00:55:53,150 --> 00:55:55,517 JOEY, ARE YOU OKAY? SON, ARE YOU OKAY? 471 00:55:55,586 --> 00:55:59,321 YOU BASTARD, I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS! 472 00:55:59,390 --> 00:56:03,859 BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! 473 00:56:03,927 --> 00:56:07,195 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? STOP FIGHTING! 474 00:56:07,264 --> 00:56:09,832 IT WAS MY FAULT. I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE CAREFUL. 475 00:56:09,900 --> 00:56:12,601 WHY ARE YOU SO LOYAL TO HIM? 476 00:56:12,670 --> 00:56:16,538 GET HIM A NEW WHEELCHAIR. I'VE GOT TO GO NOW. 477 00:56:29,387 --> 00:56:33,856 WE CAN'T EAT ALL THAT. YOU NEED FOOD WHILE I'M AWAY. 478 00:56:42,833 --> 00:56:45,701 [ Jim ] HELP ME CLEAN THIS UP. 479 00:56:47,237 --> 00:56:50,372 - HOW EMBARRASSING! - IT DOESN'T MATTER. 480 00:57:06,791 --> 00:57:08,857 LET'S GO. 481 00:57:14,097 --> 00:57:16,031 I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO DO. I'LL SEE YOU AT HOME. 482 00:57:16,099 --> 00:57:18,033 BE QUICK. YOU'RE HELPING ME MAKE DINNER. 483 00:57:18,101 --> 00:57:20,035 YOU GOT MONEY? YES. 484 00:58:11,421 --> 00:58:13,355 JIM! CHERIE! 485 00:58:13,423 --> 00:58:15,757 FATHER. 486 00:58:15,826 --> 00:58:18,393 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND? JUST A SCRATCH. 487 00:58:18,462 --> 00:58:20,963 CHERIE, YOU'RE LOOKING THIN. NOT REALLY. 488 00:58:21,031 --> 00:58:23,499 ISN'T JIM LOOKING AFTER YOU PROPERLY? OF COURSE HE IS. 489 00:58:23,567 --> 00:58:28,704 JIM, YOU PROMISED YOU'D PAY OFF YOUR DEBT TO ME. HOW DO YOU MEAN? 490 00:58:28,772 --> 00:58:31,106 I NEED YOU TO STEAL A PAINTING FOR ME. WHAT PAINTING? 491 00:58:32,710 --> 00:58:36,411 COME UPSTAIRS AND I'LL SHOW YOU. FOLLOW ME. 492 00:58:51,461 --> 00:58:54,295 -HOW DID THAT PAINTING GET HERE? -YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW. 493 00:58:54,364 --> 00:58:57,298 IN THE TWO YEARS IT'S BEEN MISSING, ITS VALUE HAS TRIPLED. 494 00:58:57,367 --> 00:58:59,768 JUST IMAGINE IN ANOTHER TWO YEARS. 495 00:58:59,837 --> 00:59:03,171 WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'LL BE WORTH THEN? 496 00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:05,173 I'M GOING TO PUT IT UP FOR AUCTION SOON. 497 00:59:05,242 --> 00:59:08,544 YOU'LL STEAL IT BACK. JOEY COULD HELP IF HE WEREN'T CRIPPLED. 498 00:59:11,448 --> 00:59:13,949 YOU MEAN JOEY'S ALIVE? 499 00:59:15,519 --> 00:59:18,787 DIDN'T YOU TELL HER? 500 00:59:41,812 --> 00:59:43,946 GODFATHER. 501 01:00:15,545 --> 01:00:17,479 GODFATHER. 502 01:00:17,547 --> 01:00:19,881 SOMEONE TO SEE ME? HERE? 503 01:00:37,334 --> 01:00:39,701 JOEY! 504 01:00:48,746 --> 01:00:49,911 HI. 505 01:00:51,081 --> 01:00:53,015 HOW ARE YOU? 506 01:00:56,520 --> 01:00:59,888 YOU USED TO LIKE MOVING AROUND. DON'T YOU MISS IT? 507 01:00:59,957 --> 01:01:04,826 I CAN STILL MOVE AROUND. BUT I JUST DO IT HERE. 508 01:01:04,895 --> 01:01:08,130 IT'S A SMALLER, QUIETER WORLD. 509 01:01:08,198 --> 01:01:13,035 IT'S A LOT MORE PEACEFUL THAN OUT THERE. 510 01:01:14,437 --> 01:01:16,805 I'LL GIVE YOU A TOUR. 511 01:01:24,347 --> 01:01:27,248 DON'T WORRY. CAN'T FEEL A THING. 512 01:01:27,317 --> 01:01:28,817 LET'S GO. 513 01:01:35,292 --> 01:01:37,225 THAT'S MY STUDY. 514 01:01:37,294 --> 01:01:39,995 I HAVE A NICE VIEW FROM THIS ROOM. 515 01:01:40,064 --> 01:01:44,132 HERE'S MY NEW COMPUTER. I LOVE COMPUTER GAMES. 516 01:01:45,569 --> 01:01:47,502 THE LIVING ROOM. 517 01:01:49,239 --> 01:01:53,041 MY LATEST MASTERPIECE: "TURTLEDOVES." 518 01:01:53,811 --> 01:01:56,712 HERE'S MY PARTNER, BOBO. 519 01:01:56,780 --> 01:02:00,315 - BOBO, SAY HELLO. - HELLO. HELLO. 520 01:02:01,585 --> 01:02:04,786 DO YOU LIKE THIS MURAL? IT TOOK ME THREE MONTHS. 521 01:02:06,056 --> 01:02:08,223 I STILL LIKE BASKETBALL. 522 01:02:11,628 --> 01:02:13,929 AND HERE WE HAVE A TROPICAL GARDEN. 523 01:02:13,997 --> 01:02:16,464 AND HERE'S MY ZOO. 524 01:02:16,533 --> 01:02:18,466 I GOT THE BIRDS FROM SOUTH AFRICA. 525 01:02:18,535 --> 01:02:22,871 AND THERE'S OUR GODFATHER. 526 01:02:26,309 --> 01:02:28,243 BYE-BYE. 527 01:02:33,217 --> 01:02:35,683 COME AND SEE THE KITCHEN. 528 01:02:37,554 --> 01:02:39,221 MAYBE NEXT TIME. 529 01:02:40,590 --> 01:02:44,159 ACTUALLY, I NEED A FAVOR. WHAT KIND OF FAVOR? 530 01:02:44,228 --> 01:02:48,296 I'D LIKE YOU TO HELP JIM. WITH WHAT? 531 01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:52,267 OUR FATHER WANTS HIM TO DO A JOB. 532 01:02:53,603 --> 01:02:56,805 YOU KNOW JIM GOT HURT LAST TIME. 533 01:03:00,577 --> 01:03:02,844 I DON'T WANT IT TO HAPPEN AGAIN. 534 01:03:06,683 --> 01:03:10,118 HE NEEDS YOUR HELP. 535 01:03:11,188 --> 01:03:13,255 YOU TWO ARE SUCH A GREAT TEAM. 536 01:03:14,992 --> 01:03:17,959 I'M NOT SURE HE WANTS ME IN ON THIS JOB. 537 01:03:18,028 --> 01:03:21,096 BUT OF COURSE I'LL HELP. I KNEW YOU WOULD. 538 01:03:22,532 --> 01:03:24,966 I'VE GOT TO GO. 539 01:03:34,011 --> 01:03:35,343 GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT. 540 01:03:35,412 --> 01:03:37,145 CHERIE, DARLING. 541 01:03:37,214 --> 01:03:39,447 CHERIE, DARLING. 542 01:03:40,583 --> 01:03:43,451 COME ON, BABY. 543 01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:47,355 HIS GIRLFRIEND ELOPED WITH A CROW. 544 01:03:47,424 --> 01:03:50,558 HE'S CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE. 545 01:03:53,630 --> 01:03:57,032 SAME OLD JOEY. YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT. 546 01:04:05,375 --> 01:04:08,509 BOBO, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS OPEN YOUR MOUTH? 547 01:04:08,578 --> 01:04:11,679 DON'T YOU KNOW MY HEART IS BREAKING? 548 01:04:13,050 --> 01:04:14,482 SOLD FOR 1.5 MILLION. 549 01:04:14,551 --> 01:04:19,154 SOLD TO MR. HAMILTON FOR 1.5 MILLION. 550 01:04:19,223 --> 01:04:21,656 CONGRATULATIONS. 551 01:04:21,725 --> 01:04:24,926 NEXT WE HAVE A FIGURE OF A CAMEL FROM THE TANG DYNASTY. 552 01:04:24,995 --> 01:04:26,995 ITEM NUMBER SIX ON PAGE 15 OF THE CATALOG, 553 01:04:27,064 --> 01:04:31,266 PROCEEDS WILL GO TO THE HONG KONG HANDICAPPED CHILDREN'S ASSOCIATION. 554 01:04:31,335 --> 01:04:35,070 PLEASE SUPPORT THIS CAUSE. WE'LL START AT 500,000. 555 01:04:35,138 --> 01:04:36,838 DON'T BE STINGY. THIS IS FOR CHARITY. 556 01:04:36,907 --> 01:04:42,010 - THIS SECTION IS RESTRICTED. - I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW. 557 01:04:42,079 --> 01:04:45,013 I'VE GOT 600,000, 700,000. 558 01:04:45,082 --> 01:04:47,249 NOW AT 700. DO I HEAR MORE? 559 01:04:47,317 --> 01:04:52,020 I WANT TO SELL YOUR PAINTING SOON. IT'LL GET A GOOD PRICE. 560 01:04:52,089 --> 01:04:56,925 I KNOW, BUT IS YOUR SECURITY TIGHT ENOUGH? 561 01:04:56,994 --> 01:05:01,462 YOUR PAINTING WILL BE SAFE WITH US. 562 01:05:01,531 --> 01:05:03,431 - EXCUSE ME. - ALL RIGHT. 563 01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:05,967 ANY ADVANCE ON 1.1 MILLION? DO I HAVE A BID? 564 01:05:06,036 --> 01:05:09,337 1.2, 1.3. 565 01:05:09,406 --> 01:05:12,040 VERY GOOD-- 1.4. 566 01:05:12,109 --> 01:05:15,377 1.4 MILLION ONCE. 1.4 MILLION TWICE. 567 01:05:15,445 --> 01:05:20,181 FROM THE GENTLEMAN IN THE CORNER, 1.5 MILLION. 568 01:05:20,250 --> 01:05:23,985 ANY ADVANCE ON 1.5 MILLION? 1.5 MILLION. 569 01:05:24,054 --> 01:05:28,056 1.6 MILLION. COME ON. 1.6 MILLION. 570 01:05:28,125 --> 01:05:31,826 1.7 MILLION. COME ON. 571 01:05:31,895 --> 01:05:33,962 ALL RIGHT! 572 01:05:34,031 --> 01:05:36,764 - THE BID COMES FROM A DISABLED PERSON. - FATHER. 573 01:05:36,833 --> 01:05:38,499 YOU'RE SUCH A HYPOCRITE. 574 01:05:38,568 --> 01:05:41,836 OH, 1.8 MILLION. 575 01:05:41,905 --> 01:05:44,572 1.9 MILLION. DO I HAVE 2 MILLION? 576 01:05:44,641 --> 01:05:49,344 DO THEY ALL KNOW YOU'RE A THIEF? 577 01:05:49,413 --> 01:05:51,346 WE HAVE 2.1 MILLION FROM MR. CHOW. 578 01:05:51,415 --> 01:05:55,083 SO NICE OF YOU TO HELP CRIPPLES. 579 01:05:55,152 --> 01:06:00,221 2.2 MILLION. WHY ARE YOU BIDDING AGAINST ME? 580 01:06:00,290 --> 01:06:02,958 - GOOD! 2.3 MILLION. - BECAUSE I ENJOY IT. 581 01:06:03,026 --> 01:06:07,695 I MADE A LOT OF MONEY FOR YOU. NOW I'M HELPING YOU SPEND IT. 582 01:06:07,764 --> 01:06:10,999 2.4 MILLION IN THE FRONT ROW. 583 01:06:11,068 --> 01:06:15,870 NOW WE HAVE 2.5 MILLION. COME ON, EVERYBODY. 584 01:06:15,939 --> 01:06:21,542 RAISE YOUR HAND AGAIN AND I'LL CHOP IT OFF! VERY WELL. 585 01:06:21,611 --> 01:06:25,380 YES! 2.7 FROM MR. CHOW. 586 01:06:25,449 --> 01:06:29,917 2.7 MILLION FOR THE FIRST TIME, 2.7 MILLION FOR THE SECOND TIME. 587 01:06:29,987 --> 01:06:32,287 SOLD FOR 2.7 MILLION! 588 01:06:32,356 --> 01:06:35,823 ON BEHALF OF THE HANDICAPPED, MANY THANKS TO MR. CHOW. 589 01:06:45,402 --> 01:06:47,369 [ All Gasp ] 590 01:06:47,437 --> 01:06:49,904 TERRIBLY SORRY-- BUT I DID IT ON PURPOSE. 591 01:06:52,575 --> 01:06:54,275 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 592 01:06:54,344 --> 01:06:57,078 GUARDS, HELP ME! 593 01:07:00,717 --> 01:07:02,583 DON'T HURT ME! GUARDS, HELP ME! 594 01:07:02,652 --> 01:07:06,921 CALM DOWN, EVERYBODY. CLEAN THAT UP, PLEASE. 595 01:07:13,596 --> 01:07:16,331 [ Chattering ] 596 01:07:30,613 --> 01:07:33,714 PLEASE BE CAREFUL. YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY FOR THAT. 597 01:07:33,783 --> 01:07:37,852 SORRY, SIR. NO ENTRY HERE. THAT WAY PLEASE. 598 01:08:00,043 --> 01:08:02,743 [ Speaks Foreign Language ] 599 01:08:11,988 --> 01:08:14,922 SIR, MAY I SEE YOUR SECURITY PASS? 600 01:08:14,991 --> 01:08:17,792 SORRY. I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. 601 01:08:24,968 --> 01:08:27,569 IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL RIGHT! 602 01:08:27,637 --> 01:08:30,105 GET EVERYONE OUT OF HERE. 603 01:08:31,808 --> 01:08:34,642 WHAT'S HAPPENING? THERE WAS AN ELECTRICAL EXPLOSION. 604 01:08:36,079 --> 01:08:38,079 CUT THE ELECTRICITY. QUICK. 605 01:08:41,918 --> 01:08:44,785 FOLLOW ME. 606 01:09:36,173 --> 01:09:38,906 YOU'VE REALLY PISSED OFF YOUR FATHER. 607 01:09:40,877 --> 01:09:45,746 YOU ALWAYS WERE A SMART-ASS. YOU SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL. 608 01:09:45,815 --> 01:09:49,850 KEEP YOUR NOSE OUT OF MY BUSINESS, OR YOU'LL LOSE THAT TOO! 609 01:09:49,919 --> 01:09:52,053 LET'S GO. 610 01:09:53,323 --> 01:09:55,290 DON'T FORGET. 611 01:10:00,997 --> 01:10:02,830 SEE? 612 01:10:05,569 --> 01:10:10,871 THEY'VE GOT MULTIPLE SECURITY SYSTEMS. HOW DO WE GET PAST THOSE? 613 01:10:10,940 --> 01:10:12,907 TAKE A COMPUTER ALONG? 614 01:10:12,975 --> 01:10:16,077 NO, THE KEY IS GOOD COMMUNICATION. 615 01:10:16,145 --> 01:10:19,447 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU TWO DISCUSSING? GODFATHER. 616 01:10:19,516 --> 01:10:22,350 -ARE YOU PLANNING A JOB? -WE'RE JUST PLAYING VIDEO GAMES. 617 01:10:22,419 --> 01:10:25,953 - I'VE BEGGED YOU BOTH TO GO STRAIGHT. - GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN. 618 01:10:26,022 --> 01:10:28,389 - YOUR APRON IS VERY SEXY. - VERY FUNNY. 619 01:10:28,458 --> 01:10:30,191 IT'S VERY FLATTERING. 620 01:10:31,794 --> 01:10:34,061 ALL SET. 621 01:10:34,130 --> 01:10:37,998 EXCEPT FOR THE KEY TO THE SAFE. 622 01:10:38,067 --> 01:10:40,000 LEAVE IT TO ME. I'LL STEAL THE KEY. 623 01:10:40,069 --> 01:10:42,570 AND WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? I'D BETTER HANDLE THIS ALONE. 624 01:10:46,142 --> 01:10:48,443 LISTEN, BUDDY, I WON'T MESS IT UP FOR YOU. 625 01:10:52,849 --> 01:10:55,116 YOU'VE ALREADY LOST YOUR LEGS. 626 01:10:56,653 --> 01:10:58,886 I DON'T WANT YOU TO LOSE YOUR LIFE. 627 01:11:00,457 --> 01:11:02,557 HOW WAS YOUR CHAT? 628 01:11:03,826 --> 01:11:05,760 JUST GUY TALK. 629 01:11:05,828 --> 01:11:07,695 WHEN ARE YOU TWO GONNA HAVE CHILDREN? 630 01:11:11,167 --> 01:11:15,303 WE'RE THINKING ABOUT IT. AFTER THIS JOB, MAYBE. 631 01:11:15,372 --> 01:11:18,038 DO YOU WANT A BOY OR A GIRL? 632 01:11:18,107 --> 01:11:22,343 I'D LIKE A BOY, OF COURSE. BUT SHE WANTS A GIRL. 633 01:11:24,046 --> 01:11:27,882 - THOUGHT OF ANY NAMES? - IF IT'S A BOY, "JOEY JR." 634 01:11:31,454 --> 01:11:33,521 FOR A GIRL, "CHERIE-MARIE." 635 01:11:33,590 --> 01:11:36,824 THAT'S NICE. 636 01:11:36,893 --> 01:11:42,263 - WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO BE THE GODFATHER? - OF COURSE. YOU HAVE TO. 637 01:11:42,332 --> 01:11:45,466 IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE GODFATHER, YOU HAVE TO COME TO THE STATES WITH US. 638 01:11:48,672 --> 01:11:51,138 YES. 639 01:11:51,207 --> 01:11:53,808 WE'RE MOVING TO THE STATES. PERMANENTLY. 640 01:11:56,513 --> 01:11:59,213 ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪♪ 641 01:12:02,686 --> 01:12:04,786 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 642 01:12:05,822 --> 01:12:08,055 WHAT A BEAUTIFUL CAKE! 643 01:12:08,124 --> 01:12:11,626 CHERIE MADE IT FOR YOU. IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY, JOEY. 644 01:12:11,695 --> 01:12:14,195 OH, YES. HOW OLD AM I TODAY? 645 01:12:14,263 --> 01:12:18,766 THIRTY-SIX. MY GOD, THAT WAS QUICK! 646 01:12:18,835 --> 01:12:21,936 CLOSE YOUR EYES. WHAT FOR? 647 01:12:22,004 --> 01:12:23,504 TO MAKE A WISH. 648 01:12:24,774 --> 01:12:27,342 IS THIS A TRICK CAKE? 649 01:12:38,955 --> 01:12:42,022 NO, IT'S NOT A TRICK. JUST AS WELL. 650 01:12:49,366 --> 01:12:51,298 DELICIOUS! 651 01:12:57,573 --> 01:13:00,207 ♪♪ [ Waltz ] 652 01:13:10,153 --> 01:13:12,086 THANK YOU. 653 01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:19,893 LOOK OVER THERE. 654 01:13:19,962 --> 01:13:22,763 STANLEY WU, OWNER OF THE AUCTION HOUSE. 655 01:13:22,831 --> 01:13:25,566 HE'S GOT THE KEY ON HIM. BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE. 656 01:13:25,634 --> 01:13:29,203 WITH CHERIE'S CHARMS, SHE'LL HAVE NO TROUBLE FINDING OUT. 657 01:13:30,373 --> 01:13:32,306 YOU'RE SO FLATTERING. 658 01:13:35,778 --> 01:13:39,613 CHERIE AND I SHOULD DANCE. 659 01:13:43,386 --> 01:13:45,819 AFTER YOU. 660 01:13:45,888 --> 01:13:47,821 MAKE SURE YOU GET THE KEY. 661 01:13:47,890 --> 01:13:49,823 ♪♪ [ Up-Tempo Waltz ] 662 01:14:16,586 --> 01:14:18,519 GOOD EVENING, FATHER. 663 01:14:18,588 --> 01:14:20,988 YOU BROUGHT JOEY ALONG. THAT'S ASKING FOR TROUBLE. 664 01:14:23,092 --> 01:14:25,192 DON'T WORRY. 665 01:14:25,261 --> 01:14:27,828 I'LL GET THE PAINTING. 666 01:14:29,465 --> 01:14:31,599 I HOLD YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR JOEY. 667 01:14:39,642 --> 01:14:41,908 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 668 01:14:41,977 --> 01:14:44,378 I'M WITH MY BOYS. WHAT ABOUT YOU? 669 01:14:44,447 --> 01:14:46,380 I'M WITH MY BOYS TOO. 670 01:14:46,449 --> 01:14:49,517 ♪♪ [ Continues ] 671 01:14:58,594 --> 01:15:02,496 IT'S TIME TO DO YOUR STUFF. LOOK SHARP. 672 01:15:02,565 --> 01:15:04,765 ♪♪ [ Music Changes ] 673 01:15:14,310 --> 01:15:18,546 MR. WU. HOW ARE YOU? 674 01:15:20,049 --> 01:15:23,917 I'M A CHINESE ART EXPERT FROM LOS ANGELES. 675 01:15:23,986 --> 01:15:26,654 NICE TO MEET YOU. 676 01:15:26,722 --> 01:15:30,157 I LOVE CHINESE ANTIQUES. 677 01:15:30,226 --> 01:15:33,794 AS DIRECTOR OF AN AUCTION HOUSE, YOU MUST KNOW A LOT ABOUT ANTIQUES. 678 01:15:33,862 --> 01:15:36,096 NOT REALLY, APART FROM BEING ONE MYSELF. 679 01:15:39,435 --> 01:15:42,303 I WISH I KNEW MORE ABOUT ANTIQUES. 680 01:15:42,371 --> 01:15:44,371 PERHAPS YOU COULD TEACH ME. 681 01:15:47,510 --> 01:15:50,444 ♪♪ [ Tango ] 682 01:17:05,888 --> 01:17:07,421 ♪♪ [ Continues ] 683 01:17:07,490 --> 01:17:10,257 WHAT ARE YOU UP TO, JIM? WHAT'S GOING ON? 684 01:17:10,326 --> 01:17:14,295 WHAT'S THE BIG FUSS? THE KIDS ARE JUST HAVING FUN. 685 01:17:14,363 --> 01:17:17,765 COME ON. LET'S HAVE A DRINK. 686 01:17:17,833 --> 01:17:20,000 [ Chattering Continues ] 687 01:17:21,737 --> 01:17:24,104 ♪♪ [ Continues ] 688 01:17:52,234 --> 01:17:54,167 ♪♪ [ Ends ] 689 01:18:40,583 --> 01:18:42,716 ONE. 690 01:18:42,785 --> 01:18:44,885 TWO. 691 01:18:44,953 --> 01:18:46,720 THREE. 692 01:18:46,789 --> 01:18:49,256 FOUR. 693 01:18:49,324 --> 01:18:52,225 FIVE. SIX. 694 01:19:19,388 --> 01:19:21,321 [ Cracking ] 695 01:19:30,633 --> 01:19:35,402 [ Jim ] COME IN, CONTROL. IT'S DINNER TIME. OVER. 696 01:19:35,471 --> 01:19:39,072 YOU'RE COMING IN LOUD AND CLEAR. NO NEED TO SHOUT. 697 01:19:41,276 --> 01:19:44,077 I DON'T SEE ANY GUARDS HERE OR ANY HIDDEN CAMERAS. 698 01:19:44,146 --> 01:19:49,750 WELL, WELL, WELL, WE'RE STILL THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS. 699 01:19:49,819 --> 01:19:52,252 I'M WITH YOU IN SPIRIT. 700 01:19:52,321 --> 01:19:55,489 I'LL JUST WHISPER IN YOUR EAR. 701 01:19:55,558 --> 01:19:58,525 WHAT'S GOT INTO YOU? YOU SOUND LIKE A SPIRIT MEDIUM. 702 01:19:58,594 --> 01:20:02,696 WHEN YOU GET INTO THE CONTROL ROOM, YOU'LL SEE A LOT OF SWITCHES. 703 01:20:02,765 --> 01:20:05,833 DON'T BE AFRAID. DON'T PANIC. FIND THE RIGHT SWITCH. 704 01:20:05,901 --> 01:20:07,868 TEN-FOUR. 705 01:20:09,839 --> 01:20:12,138 THE MAIN SWITCH IS OFF. WHAT DO I DO NOW? 706 01:20:12,207 --> 01:20:17,778 A VERY GOOD QUESTION. TELL ME THE SERIAL NUMBER. 707 01:20:17,847 --> 01:20:20,113 JJ063. OVER. 708 01:20:20,182 --> 01:20:24,485 THE RED SWITCH SPELLS DANGER. 709 01:20:24,553 --> 01:20:27,220 THE BLUE SWITCH MEANS THE BLUES. 710 01:20:28,423 --> 01:20:33,026 THE YELLOW SWITCH IS R-RATED. DON'T TOUCH IT. 711 01:20:34,229 --> 01:20:38,365 - WHICH ONE DO I CUT? - THE BLUE ONE. 712 01:20:38,433 --> 01:20:41,835 - EVEN THOUGH I HATE THE BLUES. - I'VE CUT THROUGH THE BLUES FOR YOU. 713 01:20:41,904 --> 01:20:44,137 GOOD. I'M FEELING BETTER ALREADY. 714 01:20:48,143 --> 01:20:50,043 I SEE OBSTACLES AHEAD. 715 01:20:50,112 --> 01:20:55,015 IF YOU GET THE RIGHT SIX NUMBERS, WE'LL HIT THE JACKPOT. 716 01:20:59,889 --> 01:21:02,188 - WHAT ARE THE NUMBERS? - WAIT A MOMENT. 717 01:21:06,729 --> 01:21:09,596 - ONE SIX AND FIVE EIGHTS. - AN UNLIKELY COMBINATION. 718 01:21:09,665 --> 01:21:12,365 BUT LET'S GIVE IT A TRY. 719 01:21:17,706 --> 01:21:19,706 - DID IT WORK? - YES. 720 01:21:19,775 --> 01:21:23,777 - WHAT DID I TELL YOU, JIM? - LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY. 721 01:21:23,846 --> 01:21:25,746 WHAT KIND OF CANDY DO YOU LIKE? 722 01:21:25,814 --> 01:21:28,715 THE EXPENSIVE KIND. 723 01:21:31,854 --> 01:21:35,455 FOCUS NOW. LET ME LISTEN TO THE SAFE. 724 01:21:37,760 --> 01:21:39,693 LEFT TO 32. 725 01:21:39,762 --> 01:21:42,529 RIGHT TO 15. IS IT THAT EASY? 726 01:21:42,598 --> 01:21:44,531 LEFT TO 13. STOP. 727 01:21:45,834 --> 01:21:48,435 NOW LET ME HEAR THE OTHER LOCK. 728 01:21:48,503 --> 01:21:50,671 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 729 01:21:50,739 --> 01:21:53,040 WHERE DID YOU GO? 730 01:21:53,108 --> 01:21:55,542 WHAT KIND OF JOB IS THIS? 731 01:21:55,611 --> 01:21:59,212 - SHH. I'M ON THE AIR. - ON THE AIR? 732 01:21:59,281 --> 01:22:03,550 OKAY, KIDS, HERE'S ANOTHER RIDDLE FOR YOU. 733 01:22:03,619 --> 01:22:07,487 WHAT KIND OF GUY IS ALWAYS IN A HURRY? 734 01:22:07,556 --> 01:22:09,056 TIME FOR THE ANSWER. 735 01:22:09,124 --> 01:22:12,960 A RUSSIAN, OF COURSE! AND NOW AN ANNOUNCEMENT. 736 01:22:13,028 --> 01:22:16,496 IF YOUR RECEPTION'S NO GOOD, TUNE YOUR DIAL TO FM 80. 737 01:22:16,565 --> 01:22:19,066 TUNE TO FM 80-- TWICE. EIGHTY. 738 01:22:19,134 --> 01:22:23,336 NOW LET'S GET BACK TO OUR RIDDLES. 739 01:22:23,405 --> 01:22:27,808 WHAT DID THE GUITAR SAY TO THE ROCK STAR? 740 01:22:27,876 --> 01:22:31,945 GUESS WHAT THE ANSWER IS. TELL YOU SOON. BYE-BYE. 741 01:22:33,682 --> 01:22:39,486 I'M DOING A RADIO PROGRAM FOR THE HANDICAPPED FOUNDATION. 742 01:22:39,554 --> 01:22:42,889 I'VE GOT TO USE THE TOILET. TAKE OVER THE MIKE, WOULD YOU? 743 01:22:42,958 --> 01:22:46,392 THANK GOD YOU DIDN'T TOUCH THE PAINTING. THEY'VE CHANGED THE SECURITY SYSTEM. 744 01:22:46,461 --> 01:22:49,462 IF A PAINTING IS MOVED, THE DOORS ARE SEALED AT ONCE. 745 01:22:49,531 --> 01:22:53,834 HELLO, EVERYONE. THIS IS JOEY'S BIG BROTHER. 746 01:22:55,871 --> 01:22:59,339 WHAT DID THE GUITAR SAY TO THE ROCK STAR? 747 01:22:59,407 --> 01:23:01,341 "STOP PICKING ON ME." 748 01:23:43,786 --> 01:23:46,352 CAN YOU HEAR ME, JOEY? 749 01:24:10,813 --> 01:24:12,746 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP. 750 01:24:33,435 --> 01:24:35,702 JIM! 751 01:25:00,162 --> 01:25:02,095 JIM, HANG ON! 752 01:25:25,620 --> 01:25:28,521 WHAT THE HELL? JIM! 753 01:25:29,724 --> 01:25:32,292 IS THIS RIGHT? 754 01:25:32,360 --> 01:25:37,197 JIM, ARE YOU OKAY? TALK TO ME. DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THIS. 755 01:25:37,266 --> 01:25:42,235 I HAD IT RIGHT. WHY DIDN'T IT WORK? 756 01:25:44,206 --> 01:25:46,139 JIM! 757 01:25:47,676 --> 01:25:50,443 THANK YOU. 758 01:25:50,512 --> 01:25:53,013 HOW COME YOU'VE GOT THE KEYS? HOW COME YOU'RE HERE? 759 01:25:53,081 --> 01:25:55,315 HOW COME IT BLEW A HOLE ON THE SIDE? 760 01:25:57,352 --> 01:26:00,187 A BAD CONNECTION. 761 01:26:00,255 --> 01:26:02,989 GO BACK IN AND I'LL TRY AGAIN. 762 01:26:03,058 --> 01:26:05,091 YOU MUST BE JOKING. LET'S GO! 763 01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:07,894 NO, TRUST ME. I CAN GET IT RIGHT. 764 01:26:15,037 --> 01:26:18,138 - DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? - YES. 765 01:26:20,042 --> 01:26:23,210 ARE THEY MEN OR GHOSTS? 766 01:26:23,278 --> 01:26:25,245 - [ Guns Cocking ] - MEN! 767 01:27:05,988 --> 01:27:08,554 I'VE GOT IT! 768 01:27:12,327 --> 01:27:14,594 CHANGE POSITIONS! 769 01:27:54,002 --> 01:27:55,936 YEAH! 770 01:27:56,004 --> 01:27:58,504 [ Imitating Monkeys ] 771 01:28:04,313 --> 01:28:07,147 ANOTHER HEADER. 772 01:28:07,215 --> 01:28:09,515 [ Gasps, Whimpering ] 773 01:28:15,257 --> 01:28:17,023 LET'S GO. 774 01:28:39,314 --> 01:28:40,380 NO. 775 01:28:51,926 --> 01:28:53,893 IF I ONLY HAD SOME MORE EXPLOSIVE. 776 01:28:58,200 --> 01:28:59,866 NOT AGAIN! 777 01:29:05,240 --> 01:29:07,974 [ Screams ] 778 01:29:16,818 --> 01:29:20,320 AFTER THE STORM COMES THE CALM. VERY POETIC. 779 01:29:29,031 --> 01:29:31,331 FATHER, DID YOU GET ANY SLEEP LAST NIGHT? 780 01:29:31,400 --> 01:29:33,133 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 781 01:29:33,201 --> 01:29:36,202 WHERE'S MY PAINTING? I'VE GOT IT. 782 01:29:36,271 --> 01:29:39,839 IT'LL COST YOU 30 MILLION. 783 01:29:39,908 --> 01:29:43,376 YOU BASTARD! YOU'VE GOT SOME NERVE. 784 01:29:43,445 --> 01:29:48,814 THERE'S NO TIME FOR SMALL TALK. LET'S TALK BUSINESS. 785 01:29:48,883 --> 01:29:50,650 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 786 01:29:50,718 --> 01:29:53,386 MEET ME AT MY PLACE. 787 01:30:04,666 --> 01:30:06,599 WHERE ARE WE GOING NEXT? 788 01:30:08,170 --> 01:30:11,337 WHEREVER YOU LIKE. JAPAN. THE STATES. 789 01:30:11,406 --> 01:30:15,608 YOU'D BETTER SHOW UP THIS TIME. 790 01:30:17,779 --> 01:30:21,448 WAIT FOR US AT THE PIER AT CLEARWATER BAY. WE'LL MEET YOU THERE. 791 01:30:24,386 --> 01:30:26,319 YOU PROMISE? 792 01:31:01,590 --> 01:31:03,423 FATHER. FATHER. 793 01:31:05,193 --> 01:31:07,026 MY BOYS. 794 01:31:08,863 --> 01:31:11,131 WHERE'S THE PAINTING? 795 01:31:12,634 --> 01:31:17,170 - WE'RE FAMILY. NO NEED FOR HARD FEELINGS. - FINE WITH US. 796 01:31:17,239 --> 01:31:20,273 I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU RAISED ME. HOW COULD I? 797 01:31:22,177 --> 01:31:25,878 I KNOW YOU'RE GOOD KIDS. I JUST WANT MY PAINTING. 798 01:31:25,947 --> 01:31:28,781 WE'LL GIVE YOU THE PAINTING IF WE CAN WALK OUT OF HERE. 799 01:31:28,850 --> 01:31:31,417 THAT PAINTING IS MY LIFE. 800 01:31:31,486 --> 01:31:34,587 OF COURSE YOU CAN WALK OUT OF HERE. 801 01:31:34,656 --> 01:31:37,723 THAT'S SO BIG OF YOU TO LET US GO. 802 01:31:37,792 --> 01:31:42,462 THANKS FOR OUR FREEDOM. AND OUR LIVES. 803 01:31:42,531 --> 01:31:44,664 WHERE'S THE MONEY? 804 01:32:05,620 --> 01:32:09,222 I RAISED TWO SNAKES. YOU DARE TURN ON ME! 805 01:32:09,291 --> 01:32:11,257 YOU'RE BOTH DEAD! 806 01:32:12,427 --> 01:32:14,527 NO! 807 01:32:17,499 --> 01:32:20,333 JOEY! 808 01:32:32,814 --> 01:32:35,848 [ Yelling ] 809 01:33:08,015 --> 01:33:11,451 [ Yells ] 810 01:33:14,289 --> 01:33:16,723 MY BULLET-PROOF JACKET! OUT OF SIGHT! 811 01:33:16,791 --> 01:33:19,325 OUT OF SIGHT! 812 01:33:20,094 --> 01:33:22,262 YOU'RE NOT PARALYZED? 813 01:33:22,330 --> 01:33:25,431 I HAD TO PLAY THE PART TO GET THE TEAM BACK TOGETHER. 814 01:33:25,500 --> 01:33:29,835 IF I HADN'T PRETENDED, HE WOULD HAVE HAD ME KILLED. 815 01:33:29,904 --> 01:33:32,605 DID YOU FEEL SORRY FOR ME? 816 01:33:32,674 --> 01:33:34,607 WHAT ABOUT CHERIE? I'LL EXPLAIN TO HER. 817 01:33:34,676 --> 01:33:37,577 YOU'RE CRAZY! 818 01:33:37,646 --> 01:33:39,612 WHERE'S FATHER? 819 01:35:34,929 --> 01:35:37,263 BASTARDS! 820 01:35:37,331 --> 01:35:40,099 WHERE'S THE REAL PAINTING? 821 01:35:59,220 --> 01:36:01,721 KILL HIM! BUT DON'T HARM THE PAINTING. 822 01:36:52,073 --> 01:36:53,473 HEY! 823 01:38:18,192 --> 01:38:21,027 - FEELING DIZZY? - VERY. 824 01:38:28,703 --> 01:38:31,604 - WANT TO PLAY BLACKJACK? - I'D RATHER PLAY WITH YOUR LIFE. 825 01:38:34,208 --> 01:38:36,141 BLACKJACK. THE BANK WINS. 826 01:38:44,018 --> 01:38:48,654 - YOU'RE DEALING A LOT OF ACES! - HERE'S A FEW MORE. 827 01:38:56,731 --> 01:38:58,831 DAMN IT, THAT WAS MY BEST SWEATER! 828 01:39:44,211 --> 01:39:47,546 PAINT THINNER! 829 01:39:47,615 --> 01:39:50,016 I DRANK PAINT THINNER! 830 01:40:01,029 --> 01:40:03,362 CALL AN AMBULANCE! 831 01:40:03,430 --> 01:40:05,965 [ Gasping, Groaning ] 832 01:40:15,710 --> 01:40:18,510 [ Screaming ] 833 01:40:26,087 --> 01:40:29,889 MY, MY. I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY WITH FIRE. 834 01:40:33,561 --> 01:40:35,728 CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE. 835 01:40:54,348 --> 01:40:56,248 [ Groaning ] 836 01:40:59,453 --> 01:41:01,787 STOP. WHAT IS IT, BOSS? 837 01:41:01,856 --> 01:41:04,256 GET THE PAINTING. BUT IT'S WIRED! 838 01:41:04,325 --> 01:41:06,859 GET IT! 839 01:41:12,700 --> 01:41:15,701 [ Both Screaming ] 840 01:42:06,687 --> 01:42:08,821 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? 841 01:42:09,824 --> 01:42:12,792 THE PAINTING'S ON FIRE! 842 01:42:12,860 --> 01:42:15,094 PUT IT OUT! 843 01:42:21,368 --> 01:42:23,368 FATHER, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 844 01:42:23,437 --> 01:42:25,704 ARE YOU IN PAIN? HAVE A SEAT. 845 01:42:28,075 --> 01:42:30,142 LET ME HELP YOU. 846 01:42:34,048 --> 01:42:36,782 YOU WON'T GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY! 847 01:42:38,820 --> 01:42:41,353 GODFATHER. 848 01:42:41,422 --> 01:42:43,555 HELLO, BOYS. COME AND TALK TO MR. CHOW. 849 01:42:45,059 --> 01:42:48,794 THE BAD GUYS GET CAUGHT IN THE END. THIS TIME IS NO DIFFERENT. 850 01:42:51,498 --> 01:42:53,665 CHEER UP. 851 01:42:53,734 --> 01:42:58,037 HEY, WAIT UP. 852 01:42:58,105 --> 01:43:00,105 YOU'RE JUST GONNA WALK AWAY? 853 01:43:00,174 --> 01:43:03,175 WE WANTED TO SEE HIM ARRESTED, AND SO DID YOU. 854 01:43:03,244 --> 01:43:05,177 THE JOB'S OVER. 855 01:43:06,848 --> 01:43:09,081 NOT QUITE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 856 01:43:09,150 --> 01:43:12,718 I'M A COP. I JUST CAN'T LET YOU WALK AWAY. 857 01:43:14,688 --> 01:43:16,621 WE COULD NEVER HIT OUR GODFATHER. 858 01:43:16,690 --> 01:43:19,859 THAT WOULD REALLY BE A SIN. WE'D BE DAMNED FOR ALL TIME. 859 01:43:21,929 --> 01:43:24,563 VERY WELL. I WON'T EVEN LOOK. 860 01:43:24,631 --> 01:43:26,798 YOU HIT HIM FIRST. NO, YOU FIRST. 861 01:43:26,868 --> 01:43:29,201 NO, YOU HIT HIM. OKAY, HERE I GO. 862 01:43:30,204 --> 01:43:34,340 I'M READY. NO, NOT IN THE FACE. 863 01:43:34,408 --> 01:43:38,310 HERE IT COMES, GODFATHER. BRACE YOURSELF. THIS IS GONNA HURT. 864 01:43:39,446 --> 01:43:41,380 [ Chow ] THEY'RE GONE, YOU STUPID JERK! 865 01:43:53,494 --> 01:43:55,727 CHERIE! 866 01:43:55,796 --> 01:44:00,199 JIM! WHERE'S JOEY? 867 01:44:08,142 --> 01:44:10,075 [ Joey ] CHERIE, DARLING! 868 01:44:20,121 --> 01:44:22,021 SWEETHEART! 869 01:44:28,963 --> 01:44:31,530 I THOUGHT YOU WERE CRIPPLED. THEN HOW COULD I BE WALKING AROUND? 870 01:44:31,598 --> 01:44:34,300 YOU TRICKED ME, YOU BASTARD! 871 01:44:35,536 --> 01:44:37,469 OKAY. STOP MESSING AROUND. 872 01:44:37,538 --> 01:44:40,940 YOU TWO HAVE GOT TO GO. HERE ARE SOME CAKES FOR YOU. 873 01:44:41,008 --> 01:44:43,943 SO LONG. AREN'T YOU COMING WITH US? 874 01:44:45,046 --> 01:44:47,146 DIDN'T WE PROMISE TO STICK TOGETHER? 875 01:44:47,214 --> 01:44:50,649 JIM, BE REALISTIC. 876 01:44:50,717 --> 01:44:52,617 ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO AN END. 877 01:44:52,686 --> 01:44:56,388 THERE'S A BIG, WIDE WORLD OUT THERE, AND I WANT TO SEE IT. 878 01:44:56,457 --> 01:44:58,590 TAKE GOOD CARE OF CHERIE. 879 01:45:01,829 --> 01:45:03,829 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO? 880 01:45:03,897 --> 01:45:05,931 TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER. 881 01:45:06,000 --> 01:45:07,799 NOW WHAT? 882 01:45:07,868 --> 01:45:11,370 I'M LEAVING. YOU HAVE MY BLESSINGS. 883 01:45:11,439 --> 01:45:15,140 - JOEY! - WHAT IS IT? 884 01:45:15,209 --> 01:45:18,643 WE HATE TO BE A BOTHER, BUT YOU DID PROMISE. 885 01:45:18,712 --> 01:45:22,348 - WHAT DID I PROMISE? - YOU PROMISED TO BE GODFATHER TO OUR KIDS. 886 01:45:22,416 --> 01:45:26,785 - I WAS JUST JOKING. - CHERIE IS PREGNANT. 887 01:45:26,854 --> 01:45:29,688 - WHY WEREN'T YOU MORE CAREFUL? - ARE YOU COMING OR NOT? 888 01:45:29,756 --> 01:45:32,391 - I DON'T THINK SO. - FINE. WE'RE LEAVING! 889 01:45:32,460 --> 01:45:34,893 WAIT! I'M COMING! 890 01:45:37,298 --> 01:45:40,032 [ Cherie ] SO WHERE IS THE PAINTING NOW? [ Jim ] WHERE IT SHOULD BE. 891 01:45:40,101 --> 01:45:42,601 [ All Together ] YEAH! 892 01:45:42,669 --> 01:45:45,170 IT'S MAGNIFICENT! 893 01:45:56,484 --> 01:45:59,218 YEAH, YEAH! 894 01:46:00,754 --> 01:46:03,355 YEAH, YEAH. 895 01:46:05,092 --> 01:46:07,493 GET ON WITH THE HOUSEWORK! 896 01:46:09,296 --> 01:46:12,064 [ Babbling ] [ Crying ] 897 01:46:20,474 --> 01:46:23,008 YEAH, YEAH! 898 01:46:23,077 --> 01:46:25,044 YEAH! 899 01:46:25,112 --> 01:46:28,713 YEAH! [ Screams ] 900 01:46:28,782 --> 01:46:31,116 - [ Crying ] - [ Screams ] 901 01:46:32,420 --> 01:46:34,353 [ Screaming ] 902 01:47:58,589 --> 01:48:02,091 [ Snoring ] 903 01:48:03,694 --> 01:48:07,262 YEAH!